I’m way too corny. I tend to send irritating good morning and good night messages, even if we were just on the phone or just saw each other. I will actually try to make you smile and laugh. I’ll even make it a point to compliment you nearly every time I see you. I’ll be a dick and hold the door open for you, even though I know you’re independent enough to open it for yourself. We’ll fight over who will pay sometimes, but I won’t let you because that’s how I was raised. Don’t date me because I might actually be interested in you as a person. I might even get you flowers randomly- especially when it’s inconvenient for you. I’ll totally go out of my way to spend as much time with you as I possible can. And lastly, I’ll do every little thing I possibly can to make you happy.

I mean, who actually wants any of those things?